If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Sometimes me and my (Jewish) coworker talk at work
me: My new irritation: people who freak out about Game Of Thrones spoilers
Jesse: DONT SPOIL IT
me: The current season is based on a book that game out in the year of our lord 1998
IT'S OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE IN SOME STATES
Jesse: BUT NO ONE'S HEARD OF IT
me: God forbid anyone tell these people the end of Passion Of The Christ
don't tell them our people killed your god
me: to be fair, he kind of had it coming
me: I MEANT BECAUSE CHRISTIAN MYTHOLOGY SPECIFICALLY SAYS HE CAME TO EARTH TO DIE FOR EVERYONE'S SINS
Jesse: SPOILERS! I'm still in GODDAMN LEVITICUS
Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
Reblog if your a hunter then check your ask.
blond-demon: blond-demon: You’ll see soon enough. Guys what are you doing this was only supposed to get five notes No matter, you will all still get the ask *Sigh*
bluewriters: hacheload: cronusempire: steven-moffat: grim-bark-tier: lordwhat: There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger. Well hello there satan NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES AND PLOT...
Coriasalka: Experience →
dagorbro: There’s a certain feeling you have after going to events for a while and being in your particular game, learning what you can do and doing it as well as you can. There’s a ritual that you go through, no matter what game you play; Dagorhir, SCA, Belegarth, Amtgard, whatever. You roll in to the…
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: gaaraofsuburbia: tctisi: It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it. WAIT 20:13 2013
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
akatriel-rowanborn: walkwthoutrhythm: elfgrove: spookystriderass: sydferrett: why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style why wouldnt you be excited about that WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS. When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it. See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
whostarkidpotter: nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A 90 A- ...
Don't Fuck With an English Teacher
tranquility-peace: of-the-sweetest-tea: autumnyte: fasterwouldbebetter: I read the teacher in Siri’s voice… Hats off to DAT TEACHER
i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
stupid-fucking-rope: shagmestyles: There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”